So a friend asked me, “Do you have a webpage for your music dude?” and I said “nah, dude.” And he said, “But, dude, you gotta promo yourself.” And I said, “But, dude I don’t really want to be like a big rock star such as yourself.” And he said, “Ya, dude, you need to.” And I said, “Need to what?” And he said, “Make a web page with like, ya know, your piano and singing and [stuff] and like your hot asian chick pics. Cuz that [stuff] sells.” And I said, “uhhhh I’ll work on that. Not that last thing though.”
So here it is. My attempt at promo. Suggestions welcome. Except don’t say hot asian chick pics.
new URL to come. you know, when I become a big rock star.