1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
somewhere between heaven and hell… aka work
2. Who are you in love with?
you… it will apply to someone reading this
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
i remember licking one as a kid just to see. i have a very developed sense of taste and instantly knew it was not going to be worth eating.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
post its and a calendar and a mary kay ribbon (there was a mary kay rep IN MY OFFICE trying to sell products… i was floored. talk about desperate marketing strategies!)
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
like i totally just went with my bf and we scored some great ‘fits and like this totally rad pair of skechies and stuff. it was so fetch.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
on my hands. hello, blog, how are you today? i’m fine, robin, thanks for asking. (ok you have to imagine socks on my hands for that to work)
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
it is personally worth more than that to me. but no. i am excited about having a car i will actually put bumper stickers on. cuz i never did that before!
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
i drive out of town every day. (my town is about 100 square feet)
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nope sure havent. were they on?
10. Are you hot?
does the pope get shot at?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
the sweet sweet liquids of the gods… aka coffee
12. What are you wearing right now?
wouldnt you like to know?
well yeah, i guess you asked… take a picture it’ll last longer. creep.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
i actually drive into the car wash, get out, run around and move all the big brushes by hand. not only is my car clean, i dont have to go to the gym.
14. Last food that you ate?
a totally mediocre quiche from trader joes.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
i’m pretty sure exactly where i am right now. forever chained to my desk trying to comprehend the mind of an engineer…
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
if you count sock puppets
17. When is the last time you ran?
last time i washed my car
18. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
jon bon jovi brushing his hair. i think the brush won.
19. What is your favorite animal?
skinks, not to be confused with skanks
20. Your dream vacation?
hiding in my walk-in closet. it’s glorious in there.
21. Last person’s house you were in?
MINE! it’s mine all mine!
22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
a broken heart, baby. a broken heart.
23. Have you been in love?
good lord no. not this morning any way.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
i miss everybody but the people in my office right now.
25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
uhhhh my collection of comic books? or maybe it’s my sucker punch.
mine mine mine… ps. i take no responsibility for whatever is happening in this video. watch at your own risk. i tend to put on a youtube video and then minimize the window, so i may not actually have seen the video… just sayin’… this may get crazy…