dating and singlehood

want to kick a blossoming relationship up a notch?

here’s what you do.
or don’t do. depending…

Step 1.
Have a purely platonic but cute, talented, smart, funny, playful asian short friend come by and flirt with you. a lot. in a really cute eye catching dress that shows off her curves. and her hair looks fantastic.

Step 2.
Talk to her intently while girl you are dating (and you use the term loosely) pouts in the corner.

Step 3.
Loudly announce “OH YEA – have you met … (stumble on girl’s name for a brief moment)?”

Step 4.
Show surprise when said girl introduces herself to purely platonic but lovely friend as “his girlfriend” and then scurry off.

Step 5.
Watch “girlfriend” mark territory like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Works like a CHARM.
My fees are negotiable.
errr I mean the purely platonic asian girl in above story’s fees are negotiable…

I love my life.

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