Me: This would be a great facebook picture.
Friend: Yea. Facebook just isn’t for me. I just can’t do it.
Me: Oh that’s fine.
Friend: But you’re welcome to post pictures of me.
Me: Too late.
Friend: (laughing) Oh really?
Me: Are you kidding? I have a big ole profile I made up AS you just so I can pretend to stalk you.
Friend: Did you get my birthday right?